"Now I can serve you, or anybody."

So, remember when we began that story on Earth Dragon Edibles?

Apparently the restaurant garnered some attention from the Huffington Post back in May.  But things have changed since then.

There is so much red tape here one worries if potential customers will think it's worth the trouble.  BYOC?  Hash-infused grapeseed oil poured over your already-stirred fry?  Segregated seating?

Okay, we won't knock progress too much.  Baby steps -- we know, we know.  But babies have frickin' tiny little feet.

In any case, much luck to Earth Dragon Edibles from Rogue Valley Confidential.

Rogue Vogue

photo by Kayla Young

We have to give props to the Ashland Daily Tidings' new series Rogue Vogue.  Here's how the paper describes it:

"Rogue Vogue is a series of photos and commentary that capture Ashland fashion.  

Writer Troy Brown is a style expert who lives in Talent and works in Ashland."  

F*ckin' finally.  Someone did it.

Suture Suitor

Medford Mugshot of the Week

A mugshot is an offender's time to shine.  And you took that away, didn't you?  You selfish jerk.  

You stole Brian Marvin Hackwell's thunder.

Scott Williams Plays The Kiss in Front of Sesame

Anything Last of the Mohicans-flavored gets our juices pumping.  But when it's the seminal love-making instrumental The Kiss, banged out on a hammered dulcimer at the Artisan's Market, the effect is orgasmic.  (Of course, he could be playing Camptown Races for all we know, because it's dubbed.)

"I will find you"...just don't let Magua drag you into Lithia Park.

From the Hall of Egregious Typos

Found in men seeking women. Oh, honey...

Bill Keefer loves KTVL. And shameless self-promotion.

Trust MlsProVideos for all your YouTube advertising needs.

In case KTVL Channel 10 News is unfamiliar to you, this is what Mr. Keefer means when he says "...the best coverage for television anywhere in the united states...anywhere in the world":

Encouraging Artist Expression -- KTVL Channel 10 Top Story

board games/no hookers

Medford Mugshot of the Week

With the Game of Thrones season finale showing tomorrow night on HBO, our brains are filled up with sellswords and Cersei and Peter's Dinklage...so much so that we thought Michael David Wilburn, above, was actually Jerome Flynn -- aka Bronn the new commander of the city watch and hero of the Blackwater.

Nerds we may be, but the resemblance is undeniable, no?

They gonna GETCHA!

The Great State of Oregon (and the Rogue Valley in particular) houses a myriad of winged wonders. From the majestic Spotted Owl to the pan pipe-ing vagrants of the Ashland plaza who fashion fairy wings out of old nylons and wire hangers, some flighty thing can be found in nearly every corner of the state (or at least in every corner Safeway).

This week, though, a far more sinister creature has made itself known to the Jackson County masses; the RABID BAT. According to the article, one of the symptoms of rabidity in animals is "showing no fear of humans".  Maybe that explains our friend Wesley Kevin.

To commemorate this unsavory sighting, please enjoy the television trailer for the 2000 film BATS; complete with late-90's thrash metal theme song and all.

real...like ufos

The photo deserves an enlargement.  At first we were convinced that all of these people were indulging in some pretty serious douchebaggery.  Then the whole thing sort of became endearing.  That this wine and uke and satin bedspread party took place somewhere in Medford amidst the monster trucks and meth addicts...it sort of tugs on one's heart strings.