Celebrity Medford Mugshot of the Week

Is Olivia Wilde doing hard time in the Rogue Valley?

No.

But here's the deal.  We can't help but be shocked by how many Medford offenders actually 

look like celebrities.  So this begins a new series on Rogue Valley Confidential, the

Celebrity Medford Mugshot of the Week

wherein we'll bring you the best look-alikes from around the val. 

Plasmanola

Because when you're doing crystal meth and donating plasma, 

sometimes you just need a snack.  

Segway spy threatens spoiling with organic yogurt

Double your pleasure...

Oh those clean, tight expo ponds of Medford...

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Editor's note: 

                                                                                                      Also......WHAT???

inside Tim Bulone

The links above are not active, but these are:

Tim's art website.

Tim's Youtube video.

So, Tim identifies as a Long Beach, CA resident.  But he posted in the the Medford-Ashland Craigslist, so we say he's fair game and blog fodder.

It's Baaaaack! (A Medford Mugshot Challenge!)

Remember this?

Well of course you remember Salt-n-Pepa!  I'm talking about the hairstyle, silly.  

The asymmetrical bob.  The glory cut.  

Well, there's nothing new under the sun, as the saying goes.  The hottest A-list stars of today are reinvigorating the trend...and guess who's following suit?  The best part about Medford is that it's really got its finger on the pulse of fashion.  Or its finger in the puss of trashion.

*SPECIAL READER CHALLENGE: 

Can you spot the Medford Offender?  Answer next week!

Plum Perfect Pictures

Plum Perfect Pictures' Nancy Swan (a Central Point-based professional photographer) is really the Sandra Lee* of the event photography world; her business is made up of about 70% run-of-the-mill wedding/graduation portrait/dance recital pictures and 30% crazy shit, like pet portraiture. Below is a sampling of some of her greatest hits.

*This post is really just an elaborate yet transparent excuse to post this video:

built like a puma

Green belt

craigslist is a joke