still in my blood.

AKA a follow-up to board games/no hookers.

Hopefully someone has the heart to tell him that's not a Harley...

Black Beauty

Frozen moment

Sexy Julie

Halloween in Ashland

Ashlanders go all out for Halloween. The potent combination of highly Lithium-concentrated water and the general Shakespeareyness of the town creates an unparalleled zest amongst the townsfolk for revelry every October 31st.

This year, we took advantage of the veritable smorgasbord of photo opportunities that exist downtown during the annual parade. Here's some video footage and a couple snaps:

  

Getting Stabby (Medford Mugshot of the Week)

We suspected that the operators of medfordmugshots.com had a sense of humor.  

It's nice to be confirmed in our suspicions.  

Sadly, though, after much consideration, it's been decided that the scariest mugshot of Halloween 2012 goes not to Mr. Myers, but to another Michael...Michael Don Bates:

Congratulations, and thanks for playing!

Alone/re: Alone

Found in the Rants and Raves section.  

If you're not a fan of juvenile humor, proceed no further.

Forbidden Fences

"Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Celebrity Medford Mugshot of the Week

Is Olivia Wilde doing hard time in the Rogue Valley?

No.

But here's the deal.  We can't help but be shocked by how many Medford offenders actually 

look like celebrities.  So this begins a new series on Rogue Valley Confidential, the

Celebrity Medford Mugshot of the Week

wherein we'll bring you the best look-alikes from around the val. 

Plasmanola

Because when you're doing crystal meth and donating plasma, 

sometimes you just need a snack.  

Segway spy threatens spoiling with organic yogurt

Double your pleasure...

Oh those clean, tight expo ponds of Medford...

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Editor's note: 

                                                                                                      Also......WHAT???

inside Tim Bulone

The links above are not active, but these are:

Tim's art website.

Tim's Youtube video.

So, Tim identifies as a Long Beach, CA resident.  But he posted in the the Medford-Ashland Craigslist, so we say he's fair game and blog fodder.

It's Baaaaack! (A Medford Mugshot Challenge!)

Remember this?

Well of course you remember Salt-n-Pepa!  I'm talking about the hairstyle, silly.  

The asymmetrical bob.  The glory cut.  

Well, there's nothing new under the sun, as the saying goes.  The hottest A-list stars of today are reinvigorating the trend...and guess who's following suit?  The best part about Medford is that it's really got its finger on the pulse of fashion.  Or its finger in the puss of trashion.

*SPECIAL READER CHALLENGE: 

Can you spot the Medford Offender?  Answer next week!

Plum Perfect Pictures

Plum Perfect Pictures' Nancy Swan (a Central Point-based professional photographer) is really the Sandra Lee* of the event photography world; her business is made up of about 70% run-of-the-mill wedding/graduation portrait/dance recital pictures and 30% crazy shit, like pet portraiture. Below is a sampling of some of her greatest hits.

*This post is really just an elaborate yet transparent excuse to post this video:

built like a puma

Green belt

craigslist is a joke

Hawaiian Entertainer Sonny Kanahele is Mo Bettah.

Rogue Valley local musician and entertainer Sonny Kanahele has been peddling his wares on Craig for a while now, but he's recently added an exciting feature to his business model; the Uku Gram. Check it:

Sonny is totally rad. We urge you to check out his website where you can see him doing more things with his Ukulele, and also some Fire Dancing.