i work for the carnival.

fred meyers steak

Traversing the fine line.

Looking for Nair

Asain fevar.

Oh, Hosey...

Public intoxication and second degree burns from faulty fireworks are some of the necessary evils that keep the natural order of things in balance during any small town Fourth of July celebration; the puke scented Yang to the freshly made organic Oregon huckleberry funnel cake Yin.

But there is, inevitably, always someone who takes it too far and ends up pooping all of our parties. Sadly, this year, the winner is our very own Wesley Kevin Hoseclaw (AKA The Hoseclaw).

From Ashland Daily Tidings:

'Alleged rape suspect was swinging cat in net above his head, according to police.'

Whoulda thought that our happy-go-lucky friend was capable of such...unseemliness?

The bright side? At least he's not smiling in his booking photo...right?

Independence Day: Ashland, Oregon, U.S.A.

Dearest Readers,

Please accept our sincerest apologies for the recent lack of updates. We are finally back in the swing of things after our summertime jaunt down in NorCal. Now that we have all the nudie swimming and cat mummy-peeping out of our systems (more on that later), we are ready to bring you the creme de la creme of the bountiful RV once again.

BTW, here's our first original video. Enjoy!

Sincerely,

RV Confidential