At the Jackson County Fair, the real entertainment is not the middle-aged rockers belting out Led Zeppelin on the PremierWest Bank Dinner Stage. It's not a walk through the 4-H barn where prize-winning steers fight over hay bags. It's not the mediocre rides, the philly cheese steak or counting the teeth of carnies on one hand. If you want to have a good time at the JCF, you keep your eyes peeled for two things and two things only. The first is children being tortured, which manifests in three specific ways:
The second thing to watch out for is boob tattoos. We didn't realize this, but apparently Central Point, OR is the original home of the tit tat.
"I wanna be just like
Mommy when I grow up."
Okay, we don't want to be ungenerous. There were a couple of other cool things at the fair:
But as the day drew to a close, we couldn't help but wish we had spent it in:
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