They gonna GETCHA!

The Great State of Oregon (and the Rogue Valley in particular) houses a myriad of winged wonders. From the majestic Spotted Owl to the pan pipe-ing vagrants of the Ashland plaza who fashion fairy wings out of old nylons and wire hangers, some flighty thing can be found in nearly every corner of the state (or at least in every corner Safeway).

This week, though, a far more sinister creature has made itself known to the Jackson County masses; the RABID BAT. According to the article, one of the symptoms of rabidity in animals is "showing no fear of humans".  Maybe that explains our friend Wesley Kevin.

To commemorate this unsavory sighting, please enjoy the television trailer for the 2000 film BATS; complete with late-90's thrash metal theme song and all.